From the recording Milwaukee Road

Lyrics

If Punxsutawney Phil see's his Shadow, I'm going to cook him oh the grill
Dig out my best Barbecue sauce and pretend that summer is here
Going to tenderize him with my pick-up truck, like any other Road kill
So you best not see your Shadow Phil

Cause I will kill you Phil
Without a Shadow of a doubt
I will end you Phil
Don't want Winter about
I will kill you Phil

You just better keep looking South, and forget about Santa and his Reindeer.
If I catch you Looking North you won't be doing this next year
I'll push Bill Murray out of the way and cart your fat A away
If you see your shadow your going to pay


Cause I will kill you Phil
Without a Shadow of a doubt
I will end you Phil
Don't want Winter about
I will kill you Phil

The Peta group will help clear the way, thinking am rescuing you
I guess they won't sleep to well, when they see the photo's of the Barbecue
It's February 2nd and you've got a job , and you know what you better do
If predict six more weeks of winter , you know your life is Thru .

Cause I will kill you Phil
Without a Shadow of a doubt
I will end you Phil
Don't want Winter about
I will kill you Phil


I will kill you Phil
I will kill you Phil

Then I go after some others
Staten Island Chuck, his brother Chattanooga Chuck ,
Balzac Billy ,and General Beauregard Lee ,and then Wisconsin’s Jimmy the Groundhog
and maybe Nibbles too . Maybe not Jimmy, he bit the mayor , kind of like Him

but I will start with you Phil
I'll kill you Phil
I'll kill you